Highs of the Highs and Lows of the Lows

"I forgot what it was like being with you."
"What do you mean?"
"Sally, every time I'm with you, some random person goes and hits on you. Whether it's in your face or from a car. You just get random guys' attention."
I couldn't help but laugh at the explanation that I've just heard from Alyson. "Dude, I don't get guys' attention. Honestly, there's nothing to get. I'm not even skinny! I'm sure that they're just hitting on you."
She rolled her eyes and we've stopped to wait for the cross light to turn green. "If I'm the one getting hit on, how come it only happens when I'm with you? Guys don't like skinny girls. They like girls with curves and a butt and boobs."
Another laughable explanation. "I don't have boobs and I only have a butt because I'm fat."
"You're not fat."
"I am."